I think it's more likely that the True religion would be known by the physical attributes of it's adherents - none would be grossly obese, the women would be beautiful with large firm breasts, and the men would be hung like TR. they alone would have the secrets of the Venus butterfly revealed to them by the Holy Spirit, and daily life would be punctuated by an endless series of world-shattering orgasms. That would be some Holy Rollin'!
Praise Bob!